Broadland District Council last night pledged to launch a full criminal enquiry after Norwich Copywriter, Nigel Woollsey (89), was seen dancing at the Rivergardens last night.
Startled staff and guests were forced to endure his manic gyrations for several minutes before he was restrained. To add insult to injury it later emerged that Mr. Woollsey had only had a single pint of shandy before he embarked on his shameful display.
PC Norbert Lymph-Gland of Norfolk constabulary told reporters "Overweight yet incredibly talented men dancing will not be tolerated in any civilised society".
Riot police later broke up the event after an ugly brawl started over who ate the last piece of Quiche at the buffet. www.nigelwoollsey.co.uk
Saturday 11 December 2010
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